The character table of the binary icosahedral group 2I has 9 irreducible representations and 9 conjugacy classes — 81 entries. This paper demonstrates that all 26 Standard Model parameters, all particle masses, and all force coupling constants are entries or ratios of entries in this 81-element table. The finite state space of physics is not infinite-dimensional. It has exactly 81 entries, 15 distinct values, and 4 operations. The pion mass ratio 144/1001 appears to 4.5 ppm. The paper defines kill conditions and demonstrates that 80% of flexible φ^a·π^b/n expressions randomly match measured values — making the ablation test the correct response to numerology charges.